HaHaHa
The Second Coming indeed.
That is truly magnificent dude. Is that Grey's Unihorn?
Hard-Core RCL Smack
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BigFatHippo
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Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Holy eff, that's the best thing I've ever seen.
Grey Albright
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.
Thanks!
http://razzball.com
If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.
Thanks!
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BigFatHippo
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Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
As if on cue
Scotty K promptly struck him out.
Scotty K promptly struck him out.
Yadier Fielder Utley Reyes Beltre Pena Felipe Sizemore Cruz Ludwick AdamJones
Hamels Bills Shields Wandy Weaver K-Rod Franklin Aardsma Izzy
DL-Webb
10 team Roto
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10 team Roto
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See you later, 1st round pick. Hurry back soon.
Anybody got a Murton I could borrow?
Anybody got a Murton I could borrow?
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BaronVonVulturewins
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Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Uh, I'm glad you didn't drown and all, but can we get back to our regularly scheduled smack?
As in: YOUR TEAMS ALL SUCK.
And: O-Cab, for the win.
And: Ian Snell, you shit on my house. YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE. No, I don't have him in this league. I have him in a different league. The League of Tears.
Also: Hey, Huckleberries -- make sure you leave Jon Lester on your bench tonight against the Phils. Oh, wait -- you did. Because I guess BEATING CANCER and then THROWING A NO-HITTER isn't enough for a guy to prove himself to you.
You heartless b*st*rd.
In conclusion: My team of meaty lumberjacks have bludgeoned three jacks tonight already, one each from Prince, El Caballo, and Jesus H O-Cab.
Expect more of the same, pantywaists. You have been warned.
Okay, you can all start, like, hugging each other again.
As in: YOUR TEAMS ALL SUCK.
And: O-Cab, for the win.
And: Ian Snell, you shit on my house. YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE. No, I don't have him in this league. I have him in a different league. The League of Tears.
Also: Hey, Huckleberries -- make sure you leave Jon Lester on your bench tonight against the Phils. Oh, wait -- you did. Because I guess BEATING CANCER and then THROWING A NO-HITTER isn't enough for a guy to prove himself to you.
You heartless b*st*rd.
In conclusion: My team of meaty lumberjacks have bludgeoned three jacks tonight already, one each from Prince, El Caballo, and Jesus H O-Cab.
Expect more of the same, pantywaists. You have been warned.
Okay, you can all start, like, hugging each other again.
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That's pretty funny about Lester but at least Huckleberry had the foresight to bench Hudson and Snell.
- I don't have stat tracker but I think I have at least 4 jacks ( 2 from the Hebrew Hammer, 1 from Uggla, 1 from Huff)
I am pissed that all of my SP's pitched on Sunday. It seems like every day this week I will not have any pitchers going
- I don't have stat tracker but I think I have at least 4 jacks ( 2 from the Hebrew Hammer, 1 from Uggla, 1 from Huff)
I am pissed that all of my SP's pitched on Sunday. It seems like every day this week I will not have any pitchers going
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Doc Holliday
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Shoulda benched friggin Webb!
Johnny Ringo: All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it.
Doc Holliday: Say when.
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...
Doc Holliday: Say when.
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...
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BaronVonVulturewins
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This thread is for trash talking, Doc. Not regrets. Never regrets.
You can rectify the situation by trading me Webb for Ollie Perez. Seriously, Ollie's about to go on a roll, I can feel it. This is the season he finally turns out around!*
I see too that you've got a challenger in Fantasy 4x100 Relay: IowaCubs, now fielding an OF of Ellsbury (yay!), McLouth (okay!) and Michael Bourn (bluurgggghh). Let the race begin!
*This statement has not been verified by any official body or authority.
You can rectify the situation by trading me Webb for Ollie Perez. Seriously, Ollie's about to go on a roll, I can feel it. This is the season he finally turns out around!*
I see too that you've got a challenger in Fantasy 4x100 Relay: IowaCubs, now fielding an OF of Ellsbury (yay!), McLouth (okay!) and Michael Bourn (bluurgggghh). Let the race begin!
*This statement has not been verified by any official body or authority.
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BigFatHippo
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Feel free to start bashing my outfield again when you read this player note on Willingham.
"Josh Willingham made his first rehab appearance over the weekend, starting in laugh field and going 0-for-2 with a walk."
Seriously "laugh field". You guys don't even have to start the smack with my OF, STATS does it for you.
"Josh Willingham made his first rehab appearance over the weekend, starting in laugh field and going 0-for-2 with a walk."
Seriously "laugh field". You guys don't even have to start the smack with my OF, STATS does it for you.
Yadier Fielder Utley Reyes Beltre Pena Felipe Sizemore Cruz Ludwick AdamJones
Hamels Bills Shields Wandy Weaver K-Rod Franklin Aardsma Izzy
DL-Webb
10 team Roto
Hamels Bills Shields Wandy Weaver K-Rod Franklin Aardsma Izzy
DL-Webb
10 team Roto
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Second to last is for suckers. Meanwhile, I just had a Sonofabench last night.
Hooray for Matt Stairs! I'm such a worthless former-Cubs romantic.
And I totally disagree... this post is totally for regrets, such as being over ONE HUNDRED POINTS BEHIND!!!
Hooray for Matt Stairs! I'm such a worthless former-Cubs romantic.
And I totally disagree... this post is totally for regrets, such as being over ONE HUNDRED POINTS BEHIND!!!
14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
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