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Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:06 pm
by p0rk burn
I think the themes this week are trades and pick-ups. The Dogs of summer sent Alexei Ramirez and Chone Figgins to Chicago's Dick Harden (good work on staying current with the name change, by the way) for Vlad and The Sheff.

Unlike the above trade, which followed the rules, the next transaction created an explosion of allegations and cover-ups. Many lawsuits are pending and scars forming. Cheater one was Baron Von Vulturewins who sent Carlos Lee, Kobayashi, and Wheeler to the Rustic Trumpets for BJ Upton, Javier Vazquez, and Jared Burton. The rest of the league hopes it was worth being penalized your first two picks next season to get advice from Razzball about this move. Just kidding, nobody cares except BigFatHippo and you can just ignore him anyways.

The Fightin' BeerFarts sparked the second theme of the week when IowaCubs made the speculative move on Bonds. Everybody else, apparently filled with jealousy at the thought of not having their own player who may or may not play this season, decided it was time to go speculating. Much like the current housing situation the dust has not yet settled. Rustic decided knee ligaments were overrated and made the play for Gallardo, which in turn made Salty Bleeping Biscuits pick up Schmidt. I'm giving the edge to Gallardo on this one. Biscuits, it might be in your best interests that Schmidt doesn't make it back to the big leagues this season. BSA stepped up the game by picking up both Cameron Maybin and Rocco Baldelli.

p0rk's projected composite stats for these players: 3 H, 15 AB, 0 HR, 1 RBI, 1 SB; 17 IP, 15 H, 8 K, 6 BB, 4.50 ERA, 1 W, 2 L. I'll let you guys split up those stats between the 5 players. Pro-tip: the RBI goes to one of the pitchers.

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Legend:
I'm Your Huckleberry - Chet/Doc
Cruisin' KCs - CruisinKc
Dogs of Summer - BSA
Rustic Trumpets - Hank/downpat75
The Schmohawks - Bob
Cocky's Ballas - CockyPhoenix
Chicago's Dick Harden - EndlessSummer
Indifferent Fielders - BaronVonVulturewins
Sandlot's Finest - Chase
No Glove No Love. - Off-White
RodBeck's BeerFarts - IowaCubs
Dr. Seuss - BigFatHippo
Salty F. Biscuits - SaltyBiscuits
She Said...Fukudome - BJ
The Job Squad - KarlJ
Bacon Bits - p0rk burn

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:19 pm
by BigFatHippo
Why you hatin on me p0rk? I didn't protest the trade.

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:20 pm
by Grey
Thanks, PB.

Baldelli, Gallardo, Maybin and Schmidt? Don't forget how good Billy Crystal looked in spring training.

PB, you take the bar yet?

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:32 pm
by bsa
Let it be known - Rocco became Doug Davis and I have big dreams for Maybin, you'll see when you go to the player section, type M-a-y-b-i-n, and say "Damn It" Dogs got him.

Grey - Is Billy Crystal available?

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:21 pm
by cruisinkc
I'm starting to losing my lead.... team pick it up!

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:05 am
by B.J.
I need to make a move. not sure what type of move but a move

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:16 am
by p0rk burn
Why you hatin on me p0rk? I didn't protest the trade.
I'm just fuxxin' with you. You should feel privileged I gave you a shout-out in the post. Go back up there and look at the names, not everybody was mentioned. Here I try to do something for you and you spit in my face. This is why we can't have nice things!
PB, you take the bar yet?
July 29th and 30th, my friend. Everybody is running around screaming at this point, muttering about things not yet learned. All I ask is they don't spill my drink when they run by.

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:03 am
by Hank
Grey - Is Billy Crystal available?
No this is a yahoo league!

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:11 am
by Hank
My team sucks, anyone want to trade...teams!

Re: Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 4

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:43 am
by Grey
But you have Wheeler?!