Kinsler - the baseball gods have a sense of humor

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Kinsler - the baseball gods have a sense of humor

Postby Grimlock » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:56 pm

This is the opening of the ESPN report on Kinsler's high ankle sprain:
SURPRISE, Ariz. -- Rangers second baseman Ian Kinsler has a high right ankle sprain and will be sidelined for at least a week.
Seriously...Surprise, Arizona?! God, it's just perfect before a report about Kinsler going down with some silly injury. Maybe I'm wierd, but this is, to me, even funnier than Felix Pie's Testicular Torsion (which would be a sweet band name if anyone is looking for ideas - myself, I'm already in a band called The Anal Fisher Kings). Just thought I'd keep the community informed.

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Re: Kinsler - the baseball gods have a sense of humor

Postby Grey » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:58 pm

Grey Albright

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.

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Re: Kinsler - the baseball gods have a sense of humor

Postby mauledbypandas » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:37 pm

I'm not worried. Kinsler usually waits until August or late July to get hurt seriously.

Rangers have been in Surprise, AZ for like 8 years now.. I think the Royals are there as well.

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