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What's the deal with airplanes?

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:41 pm
by OaktownSteve
In my Seinfeld voice.

I was on a plane yesterday and the guy sitting next to me took like 9 different pills before we took off. Then he took out a journal and started writing like crazy. Naturally I read (surreptitiously) what he was writing. It looked like it was a long piece but from what I could get from the pages I saw, there's a guy who gets turned into a dog by a witch and he seeks out a supposedly good witch to ask her to change him back, but instead the supposedly good witch turns herself into a man and buggers the dog, which was described at great length. The guy had amazing handwriting, all caps and perfect block letters.

Then he stopped writing when the movie came on and he watched with rapt attention. At the end he was positively sobbing, which is fine except the movie was "Here Comes the Boom." God bless pills and and the lunatics that pop 'em.

Re: What's the deal with airplanes?

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:38 pm
by Grey
Hey, that was me! It's a good movie!

Re: What's the deal with airplanes?

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:15 pm
by OaktownSteve
*spoilers*

Have you seen the movie? Kind of a weird one. Winkler basically reprises his role from Arrested Development, which is good. Good second career for him. The crazy thing is they don't play it all the way for laughs. They want you to buy Kevin James as the Rocky of UFC. The last scene riffs heavily on "ADRIAN...YO ADRIAN!" I'm not sure whether or not I admire the balls it took to run with that ridiculous premise or to laugh at the stupidity of running all the way with that ridiculous premise. Also I could look at Salma's rack all the ding dong day.

Re: What's the deal with airplanes?

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:32 pm
by Grey
I saw the trailer and I got the sense from that what you're saying with them not playing it for laughs, which seemed like a total bad move... James seems so unbelievable as a UFC fighter...

Re: What's the deal with airplanes?

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:15 pm
by Wallpaper Paterson
I have not yet viewed a good movie on an airplane. I think I have seen three in the air. Ed TV, a Jim Carrey movie and one of them parents with 10 kids movies.

Re: What's the deal with airplanes?

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:24 pm
by JoeC
Salma Hayek's rack is one of the things that makes life worth living. And I'm not even that big on huge hooters... but hers... they must be worshiped as the amazing mounds of Haagen-Dazs flesh that they are.