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Need help with a term

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:20 pm
by Jeagle
So im still fuming over granderson after drafting the guy in every year last year to be my top OF and getting nothing out of him. Of course this year i avoid him like the plague and he sets the entire world on fire.

I was thinking of a term for a guy that burned you all of last year only to come into next year, to kick your dog, give you a swirly and pee on your expensive rug while setting the world on fire.

See Granderson, Ellsbury, Shields

Re: Need help with a term

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:40 pm
by Lucc
Did same with Asdrubal, Masterson. Early round picks in 11 player keeper league last year, then avoided them this year and Bam. Not sure of the term but I feel the pain.

Re: Need help with a term

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:24 pm
by Oregon Nut Cups
So im still fuming over granderson after drafting the guy in every year last year to be my top OF and getting nothing out of him. Of course this year i avoid him like the plague and he sets the entire world on fire.

I was thinking of a term for a guy that burned you all of last year only to come into next year, to kick your dog, give you a swirly and pee on your expensive rug while setting the world on fire.

See Granderson, Ellsbury, Shields
Man, I hate when they pee on your rug. Especially when it ties the room together

There should be a phrase, but I only have Big Lebowski references. Sorry.

Re: Need help with a term

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:45 am
by Zwei
I'm thinking something along the lines of the virgin ex-girlfriend. Bitch wouldn't put out when you were dating so you dump her, only to have her instantly bang the next guy to come along.

Re: Need help with a term

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:56 am
by Oregon Nut Cups
I like that line of thinking, but what do you call it? I've drafted Kelly Johnson TWICE now on down years (2009/2011). He really hurt me in 2009, only to turn around and drop that nice line last year. Makes me think of Euro-trip and Matt Damon's best role since Good Will Hunting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE