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Writer jokes

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:54 pm
by OaktownSteve
So there’s this panhandler who approaches a distinguished looking gentleman and asks for money. The man replies pompously: “ ‘Neither a borrower nor a lender be’ —William Shakespeare.” The beggar looks at him. “ ‘F_ you’ —David Mamet.”

Re: Writer jokes

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 4:16 pm
by Grey
Nice...