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Salma Hayek's rack is one of the things that makes life worth living. And I'm not even that big on huge hooters... but hers... they must be worshiped as the amazing mounds of Haagen-Dazs flesh that they are.

I don't believe in astrology. And yet, and yet... when I got married, my mom told me that my bride-to-be was not a good match for my sign (she an Aquarius, I a Scorpio). Of course I pooh-poohed her. I believe in logic and free will. Now no longer married, the second woman I wanted to make my wife (w...

Hey, I was just talkin' about that movie in the Comments a week or so ago!

One of the formative movies of my intellectual youth. Sort of blew my mind a bit and changed what I expected from movies... more than pure entertainment, also good for the brain. And the soul.

I was first in my main league (won by a single point on the last day!), which is the only one I really care about (since it's against friends). It's a 13-team, mixed league with very shallow benches, which makes it difficult to handle multiple injuries (such as, say, when Votto (pick 1) and Longoria...

Doof! Horrendous call, in my opinion, and sickening to see MLB (in the form of Joe Torre) back the ump to the hilt. The dude screwed up... just be honest about that. It wasn't as bad as the non-touchdown the replacement refs gave Seattle in the Green Bay game, but it was pretty bad nonetheless. I th...

Mind-blowing ideas, Oaktown Steve, but I think the concept of implementing completely virtual leagues will hit a snag because people won't be able to accept "virtual" injuries or "virtual" underperformance. At least with using real players and their performances, everyone is going off the same basel...

So there I am in my Razzball league draft on Sunday, having been granted the 7th pick of the draft and luckboxing into Joey Bats. Ok, 3B is filled, where to now? Oh, man-crush on Giancarlo (check)... Round 3 now and there's my beautiful horse, Adrian Beltre... he's a-comin' to me and I am more than ...

You do have some issues with the Chone-man! Personally, I think you'll be able to revel in his failure this year, as I don't think he'll be successful at a "comeback".

I'm hearing good things about The Big Fragu though, so there's some Mariner love for ya.

I still like Jason Bay

So it's safe to say you're "Gay for Bay"?

ten year mlb career. Career 162 game average: 94/5/54/46. ADP 465. In other words, almost unrostered. Jemile Weeks .5 season mlb career. Career 162 game average: 84/3/60/37. ADP 152. Between Brandon Morrow, Jordan Walden, Paul Goldsmich and Neil Walker, Yadier Molina and Danny Espinosa. Just saying...